Wilderness Quests

The is an odd board that has been seen at a crossroads of the Desert and the plains that has quests on it. It sometimes can be found in other locations but you can always find it when you look for it. The requests are somewhat... odd.

Bring me something like a teapot that whistles without water; with bristles without brushes; like missiles but with Thrushes.

Sing me a song but don't sing it wrong. Sing it correctly and we'll all get along. Sing it falsely and you won't be here long. Sing me a melodic, symphonic song.

An eye for an eye will make us both blind. An eye for a thigh will make us jump high. If you bring me some bread, I'll make sure you don't cry.